Obviously to drive their mother crazy. My son is lactating. Real milk. Out of his boobs. Just like me.
Dave and I had tons of fun this week poking at Jake's newly enlarged man-breasts. Yesterday I poked a little too hard, and milk came out. I freaked, then remembered that I had read that breast-fed babies can lactate or get a "period" (only girls get that, I would really flip out if Jake started bleeding) from the hormones passed through the milk. I did some independent internet research, and found this is actually a good sign that the baby's hormonal system is properly developed, so my little guy is doing just fine in that department.
And existentially, it is much better to have a baby milkman than to have the milkman's baby.
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