7.13.2006

i want it...

long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty, oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered, and confettied, bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!

When Jake was born he was covered in a downy black fuzz that fell out within a few weeks' time, most likely because I couldn't stop licking it. Now it's back and blonde with a vengeance. He has ear hair, cheek hair, chin hair, unibrow hair, leg hair, arm hair, and back hair. I can't quite capture it on film, as it is super fine and hardly noticeable, but it is definitely there. Thirteen year old boys are jealous of his moustache, I'm sure.

The crazy jungle growth on his head is starting to thin out, and is being replaced by manageable looking brown hairs. You've seen the thinning hair from the front on the picture blog. It looks pretty normal there, but what I don't treat you to is a bird's eye view which looks like this when it is wet. Kind of a middle-aged man/ the boys at the Jersey shore look. All Jake needs is a gold chain, a track suit, a hot chick half his age, and a Corvette and he would be set.
I wonder if the Hair Club for Men is looking for any before shots.

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