For all you naysayers who claim that Jake looks nothing like me, here is proof that he does.
Sure I kind of looked like a boy when I was little. I still do. But I'm okay with that. Really. The big boobs balance things out.
God invented eyeliner and lip gloss when he realized that some girls were running around down here looking exactly like their father and their son.
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