big destroya

Jen over at It's a Beautiful Life shared some of the things she is paranoid about.
Because I'm in a blogging rut, I'm challenging myself to list the top ten things I'm paranoid about.
Why top ten?
Because if I didn't stop there this post might go on forever.

Ready, go.

1. Jake is going to die any minute now.

2. You guys wouldn't like me if you knew me in real life.

3. I might be a sociopath and everything I do in life is a desperate attempt to fight that.

4. I'm not as smart as people at work think I am. -or- People at work are going to discover that I'm completely retarded and they have made a huge mistake in keeping me on the job.

5. I'm not as pretty or as funny as I think I am.

6. I will never get a good night's sleep. I spend most of the darkhours convincing my brain that I am neither awake nor interested in what it has to say.

7. I have nothing to offer anyone. You are all just nodding and smiling and pretending to listen and shaking your heads as you walk away.

8. There are cameras everywhere. Even in my house. Or tape-recorders, now that the economy is in the crapper.

9. I might wake up tomorrow and my eyes don't work or my teeth are missing.

10. Either my house or my car is going to explode in a firey inferno. And I'll be trapped inside and die a slow death and my mind will be so full of regret over things I never did or said that I can't relax and let death take over and it will be slow and wicked and painful and I will interpret it as punishment.

And press "print", and what speed dial number do I have the therapist on again?
He might want to take a look at this.

disclaimer: I am well enough to know this is all ridiculous and outlandish and silly, but not well enough that it doesn't plague me from time to time.