heh heh hellfire

I asked Jake if he knew what Easter was the other day.

He said "yeah, it's right here" while wiggling his butt in my general direction.
I said "no Jake, Easter"
He said " no mom, keister. kah kah K. kah kah keister. it's a K word"

My son is so smart.

Remember this is the same child who thinks that Jesus Christ is a curse word.

And he thinks that the Geico cavemen are Jesus, but he thinks we aren't allowed to say Jesus so we just say "that guy with a bad word for a name".

If my house burns to the ground tonight, we are all going straight to hell.

Just kidding. I don't believe in hell. I think we suffer enough up here on earth for our wrongdoings and when we are done suffering we get to be at peace. Beware the people dying slow painful deaths. They probably did something rotten at some point.
But if there was such a place, I'd be going there and taking my whole family with me.

We would have a great time.

We are more of warm weather people anyway. Dave could sleep by the lake (of brimstone) and I'd let Jake bring his little purple shovel and yellow bucket that he loves so much and after being sick for 6 weeks I'm looking pretty slim so I can wear a bikini again. My ribs are visibly present and you can even see my abs when I cough.

I spent a few minutes coughing naked this morning in the mirror and it did wonders for my self esteem.

I feel like I can take on the world right now.