not dead

Just on hiatus.

I was going to take a vacation from my internets all May, but I couldn't shut up long enough to do it.

I want to rename the blog because I need constant change in my life, but I can't think of anything good so I might just leave it that way for awhile. I'm thinking of dropping the Jake and leaving the Zilla. Or maybe -zilla. Or 'zilla. I like Z words. I find myself approaching most things in life monstrously and manically so I feel it fits better. Would it mess with your mind if I changed it? I'll leave the url the same.

My favorite color is orange (&green&brown) but I find myself surrounding myself with things that are pinkish orange lately. I'm afraid that I'm turning into my mother, who I find surrounding herself with things that are coral. There's a really big difference between pinkish orange and coral, right? Right? Is this thing on? Why are you looking at me like that? How do you do that with your eyebrow?
I'm wearing a fuschia sweater, a sunset pinkish tank top, a hot pink bra, orange underpants, roseish pinkybeige lipgloss, pink toenails, ballet shoe colored sandals, and khaki pants. I wish I could take my boring pants off because I look like a variegated azalea bush without them and I think that is slightly more than absolutely fabulous. I wonder if the rest of the world sees me as the delicate flower that I am. I wonder if the rest of the world pictures me pantsless.

I'm going to my hometown this weekend and I'm hoping the weather is nice so I can take the boy to the beach and to Waldameer so I can kick summer oh-nine off rightly. If you live there, let me know. Maybe we can do it up big timing on State Street afterdark since I can dump the kid on my mom.

That is all. I'll be back either later today or later this month or sometime somewhere else. I'm not sure yet. Please don't drop my feed. I'm so damned wishy washy and chatty that I'd be surprised if I can stay quit (I hate that phrase. They use it for non-smokers. Quit and stay quit. Puke.) for more than a few hours. Please add yourself to the followers list over there to the left because if I'm not writing anything I'll need something to do to avoid working at work and I want to read your blog and that's an excellent way for me to find you and you to raise my self image by about ten points. I like to feel popular and widely read.