So, learn me on something.

I've spent my entire adult life trying not to get pregnant. It works 99.9% of the time. Obviously.
I understand that some people spend time trying to get pregnant. Which I find weird.

To me, trying to get pregnant is like trying to get addicted to heroin.
Motherhood/heroin can make you feel really good- better than anything you can imagine has ever made you feel- but it's expensive and makes you miss work and your friends stop calling you and you get marks on your skin and your nose is always running and your hair goes uncombed and your house falls to shambles and you spend way too much time in the house eating beans out of cans and searching for change in the couch so you can pay your utility bills so the lights stay on so you can see what the hell it is you're doing.

But whatever. People try to get pregnant. By doing it.
I'm assuming.

You know how sometimes when you're doing it you might think about (insert your someone else of choice here)?
So when you're trying hard to get pregnant, are you thinking about babies while you are getting railed?

Because that's creepy.