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9.03.2009

Sometimes I encounter parenting dilemmas that can most likely only be resolved by a large band of Oompa Loompas.

28 comments:

Matthew said...: I sympathise. My parents made me want to take drugs too.

So much so that I did. :); September 3, 2009 at 9:16 AM
thelifeyouchoose said...: doopity doo
I have another riddle for you...; September 3, 2009 at 10:33 AM
J... said...: If you encounter those Oompa Loompas, I know a few kids that need to be turned into giant plums and juiced or pushed down the trash chute. Send them on over to my house. Thanks.; September 3, 2009 at 10:40 AM
J... said...: If you encounter those Oompa Loompas, I know a few kids that need to be turned into giant plums and juiced or pushed down the trash chute. Send them on over to my house. Thanks.; September 3, 2009 at 10:40 AM
Critty Critty Bang Bang said...: "Little people" painted orange are never the answer!
*=-P
Perhaps a nice child leash?
A backyardigans video?
Quickly flashing lights?; September 3, 2009 at 10:42 AM
susan said...: Hah! When J... is done with them, I call dibs.; September 3, 2009 at 10:50 AM
Amanda said...: I had a girl on my softball team in elem school that looked like an oompa loompa. Wonder what happened to her?; September 3, 2009 at 10:52 AM
Little Ms Blogger said...: Okay, that just cracked me up.; September 3, 2009 at 10:56 AM
Miss Grace said...: Tell me more.; September 3, 2009 at 11:18 AM
Mr. Glob said...: more often then not if you dress up like an oompa loompa your children will listen to you; September 3, 2009 at 11:51 AM
Hillbilly Duhn said...: When I was little and my folks took me to see "Willy Wonka" in the theater, (does that admit to how old I am??) I supposedly cried outside the building wailing that I wanted an Oompa Loompa.
Saddly, I never got one.; September 3, 2009 at 2:27 PM
HG said...: You and me both.; September 3, 2009 at 2:43 PM
Lana said...: they were at my job!!!! let me know if you need more and i'll send them to philly!

http://motherhidesthepearls.blogspot.com/2009/06/this-was-all-worse-than-butcher.html

man, i really need to learn how to link in a comment. sorry for the mess :(; September 3, 2009 at 3:48 PM
noexcuses said...: Oh, my...or you could invited Charlie over for dinner!; September 3, 2009 at 7:33 PM
omchelsea said...: Just get a spray tan and a white wig.; September 3, 2009 at 9:23 PM
omchelsea said...: And then make your children look at you through a kaleidoscope.; September 3, 2009 at 9:24 PM
Holli said...: oompa Loompas totally freak me out. I knew this girl once we used to call oompa loompa. She was freakishly short but not midgit short and really wide. We were so mean.; September 3, 2009 at 10:35 PM
Becky said...: Hm, that's weird. Sometimes *I* encounter parenting dilemmas that are only resolved by a large bottle of vodka.; September 4, 2009 at 9:01 AM
well read hostess said...: Fortunately for you, today I look and feel EXACTLY like an oompa loompa.; September 4, 2009 at 12:23 PM
Leah Rubin said...: Not that there's anything wrong with that...; September 4, 2009 at 1:04 PM
red-handed said...: The first time I read this I thought it said: Sometimes I encounter panting dilemmas that can most likely only be resolved by a large band of Oompa Loompas. And I thought, Well, that makes sense.; September 4, 2009 at 1:40 PM
Mr. Glob said...: I left something for you on my page!; September 4, 2009 at 2:38 PM
Heather said...: Oompa Loompas have always scared the hell out of me.; September 5, 2009 at 12:47 AM
C. Andres Alderete said...: Geez, 23 comments for a one-liner. I'm impressed.; September 6, 2009 at 10:14 PM
Adorable Girlfriend said...: Perhaps a spoon for a sugar will assist.; September 7, 2009 at 11:28 AM
Momish said...: Or chocoalte? Chocolate always helps, especially when made by Oopa Loompas.; September 7, 2009 at 4:32 PM
Maggie May said...: yo!

hello?; September 8, 2009 at 4:10 AM
Janna Bee said...: (nodding head in agreement.); September 8, 2009 at 8:59 AM

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