I love my cat. 

I'm sad that she's getting older and sometimes she gets sick and pukes all over or poops right outside of her litter box.  I mean, she never pees outside of her litter box.  Pee is so gross and you can never totally clean it up.  It works its way into the floorboards and every time it rains the smell is reactivated and it permeates all through the house.  Everyone knows that.  When she is constipated (which is why she is pooping outside the box), it's all hard and never smears and you can pick it right up with a tissue.  And when she pukes, sometimes she is super nice about it and eats it so I don't have to clean it up.  The worst is when she pukes on my bed and leaves it there and I don't see it until my foot slides into a cold, lumpy, moist pile of half digested food and hair.

I love my cat.
She's my family.
So I deal with it.

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That is so gross.  I can't believe I feel this way.

Can you imagine if there was a person in my house doing that?

And this post read:

I love my aunt/mother/sister/cousin.
I'm sad that she's getting older and sometimes she gets sick and pukes on the floor or poops right outside of the toilet. I mean, she never pees outside of the toilet. Pee is so gross and you can never totally clean it up. It works its way into the floorboards and every time it rains the smell is reactivated and it permeates all through the house. Everyone knows that. When she is constipated (which is why she is pooping outside the toilet), it's all hard and never smears and you can pick it right up with a tissue. And when she pukes, sometimes she is super nice about it and eats it so I don't have to clean it up.  The worst is when she pukes on my bed and leaves it there and I don't see it until my foot slides into a cold, lumpy, moist pile of half digested food and hair.


I love my aunt/mother/sister/cousin.
She's my family.
So I deal with it.