keeping the Sabbath

Jake:  mommy, you know Jesus?
me: what about him?
Jake:  Well, when he was little he had to live in a box with donkeys until he grew up and then he decided to help people who didn't have anything to eat so he walked around and gave people crabs and fish and it all smelled really bad and tasted gross but it was nice to do anyways.
me: Yeah, Jesus probably smelled really bad.  There wasn't a lot of bath-taking back then and he was always messing with fish and wine and loved giving people crabs.
Jake: yeah, he sure stunk but he was an alright guy.