I start Level 2 Improv tonight. (For you Improv-types, it's 8 weeks of The Harold.) I'm more nervous about starting this class than I was Level 1. I've said it here before, but it merits repeating: starting Level 1 was easier because if I didn't like it or I wasn't good at it I could just write it off as something new that I tried. Starting Level 2 is tantamount to saying that I think I'm good at this. Good enough to go on with it.
I'm not ever comfortable saying that I'm naturally good at something.
Also, I've been told that I'm probably going to have to do a lot of things in this class that I'm not comfortable doing but if I can get past this I'll be okay with what comes next.
I'm not going to like changing my voice or making weird noises.
I absolutely hate accents and strange noises. No one should ever fake an accent unless they are spot on about it. Very few people are spot on about it. Hearing them is tantamount to driving toothpicks under my fingernails.
There are three in particular that I hate:
Southern
Valley girl
Boston down to Baltimore
Unfortunately, they are the easiest to do so you hear them all the time anytime someone is trying to be funny.
Want to portray a borderline retarded person? Hey y'all!
A ditzy chick? Like, gag me with a spoon.
A meathead (not to be confused with but closely related to the borderline retarded person) Yo, bo. Watter yous dune tanite? Wanna hit up Jersee? Mebee gowon downnalanniksidi?
Then there are the ones that are just offensive. Think Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's. That kind of stuff.
This is seriously a problem for me. We'll see how it goes. I'm sure I'm over reacting, just like I do about everything in life.
What sounds or behaviors annoy you most?


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Ha! Unfortunately, I am guilty of making sounds that annoy others. I love doing accents (years of theatre has done that to me) and my favorite is a Cockney one. Sadly, it isn't very good, but it's so fun to do. I also sniffle a lot and it drives my husband bat-shit crazy.
I will say, however, that I can't stand when people speak with a really nasally voice...or whiney. It's...well, like you said it's like driving toothpicks under my fingernails. I want to slap chicks who talk like that.
Anyway, have fun at your improv tonight! I'm sure you'll be fine and have fun once you get into the moment! Hopefully!
HAHAHAHA!!!
You got Philly down pat. But it's not that hard to sound horribly uneducated.
I love British Accents. Hate French ones. Don't know why.
Fake accents are rather annoying... Sometimes real ones are too. I could sit and listen to people who are really from NYC - Baltimore talk... I miss Baltimore accents but hearing people fake them drives me nuts.
What's worse... when I show my ID to people back home (in Maryland) and they see it says Alabama.. I always get a twangy version of the word Alabama... they try to sound back woods and it's just horrible... um yeah... I'm from here but I live there and MOST people don't sound that horrible.. (most)...
Have fun at Improv!!! You'll knock 'em dead!
Omgoodess. Let's see, fake british accents drive me crazy. Or I had a friend once that grew up Minnesota and moved to Arkansas and resided there for, gosh, maybe a year, but two months in she was speaking as though she lived there all her life, only it was really bad awful fake accent and I just wanted to stab myself in the eyes and rip my ears off each time she called.
The only time I was really uncomfortable acting was the first time I had to get totally naked with Brad Pitt. You know... awkward. But once our bodies got all warm and molded together... I knew acting was for me! LOL.
I LOVE speaking in accents. People used to come to my office and ask me to make crank phone calls to their friends {and non-friends} in funny accents to throw them way off guard, and for some reason I could really do it. French was one of my best, Australian eluded me for a long time, but I'm better. Thing is... I'm old, so whenever I launch into these dialects I look even stupider than I did when I was younger. So I don't do it anymore. I have passed the torch to my daughter who does Australian like a native. It's time for me to step aside and let her have her moment in the spotlight. She'd just better stay away from Brad Pitt if she knows what's good for her.
Awesome post as usual, Lora. Enjoy Level 2. You'll rock the house, I just know it.
As an actor in a former life, I hear you on the accent thing. I will run screaming from parts that require accents unless I get a dialogue coach.
In improv, I see girl after girl do the DUMBGIRL accent, which is a close cousin to Valley Girl, just way, like? stupider! and stuff.
Good luck at class. :)
I hated singing songs and rapping. Humiliating and awful. I'm good with accents. But only if I've just heard it. Then I can do them spot on.
You will be fabulous girl!!! Take no prisoners!! Break a leg and all that stuff! LOL!! Rock it out! As for accents...I hate most all of them. My hubby thinks he can pull many of them off....he can't!!! And I want to slap him every time he tries!
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SueAnn
There are too many sounds and behaviors that annoy me to write them all here. I'm a highly annoyed person by the general population. I think the thing that hurts my ears most is bad grammar. "I seen they added a stop sign." No, you SAW. OMG, I've been seeing this grammatical mistake all over the internet and it drives me batshit. Oh, and affect vs. effect. Another of my peeves. Ok, I'm stopping before I write a blog post.
How exciting taking the next level!!! I love accents, just love them, can't do one to save my life and of course I do not have one (LOL) but I love accents!!!!
I now live in Cambridge, MA, and nobody gets the "Boston" accent right who isn't from here. My sister did it once in front of some locals, which made me cringe. She does the worst accents and sounds, not matter how much I try to dissuade her.
Good luck tonight!
Congrats on going on to level 2! I have no doubt that you'd be good at improv.
As for what sounds annoy me - think that would have to be chewing gum or food with ones mouth open - ewwwww!
this sounds like os much fun! I love it!!!! I want ot get back into improv so bad.
I'm really fond of a Southern accent, but only out of the mouth of a woman. But I'm with you on the Boston-Baltimore. Yech.
If your in-person charm is as formidable as your written wit, you've got nothing to worry about.
Speaking with your hand over your mouth. I mean, I probably don't clean the insides of my ears well enough, and I probably shouldn't pass out with my iPod turned all the way up and the ear buds in, but just the same, I need to see your mouth to know what you are trying to communicate to me.
It's like shitting with your hand over your asshole.
You go, girl.
All I know is the Texas accent. It is where I was born and have lived for a long time. I say "Ya'll" a lot and it really gets weird when you try to write the plural of ya'lls...espcially if it is a form of all ya'lls stuff is in there. It is the possesive that gives me trouble. When we were in Boston for my husband to attend meetings and for me to shop all day a lot of people would talk to me for the longest time. They finally told me it was to hear my accent. And I was so enjoying their accent so I'd keep talking to hear them. It was a viscious circle, don't you know. That would really be doncha know if it was a real conversation.
Break a leg kiddo.
Good luck you are more adventurous than me! My annoyance levels are pretty good slow talkers perhaps.
I really can't stand it when people chew with their mouths open. The sound is disgusting. But how do you point that out to someone?
I took an improv class as a work team building exercise and I completely dreaded it and went hungover and then had a GREAT time. It's kind of cool what happens when you're forced out of your comfort zone. Isn't it nice to know we're more capable than we thought we were?
I totally think this improv thing is brave and so kickass on your part - rock on, Lora! And honestly, your blog cracks me up, so I know you just have a knack... I know it. It's the comedic timing - you were born with it. :)
Just wanted to say hello and meet some of the Philly mom bloggers since I am one myself. I have really been enjoying reading your blog and I am going to follow it and looking forward to reading more...hope to meet you soon!
How'd it go?
On this side of the pond it's fake American accents- they always seem to do the valley girl thing. Like, oh my god! I'm still trying to perfect the Belfast accent... Northern Irish accents have to be the most difficult.
My mother develops an accent after 5 minutes of speaking to someone with an accent, sitting near someone with an accent or looking at a map. Imagine being 8 or 9 and having your mom suddenly develop a Filipino accent to speak with your Filipino pediatrician. Just a little embarrassing.
This would be a fascinating class for me to watch. You will probably get a lot of blog material out of it.
Fact is, you show all kinds of talent for improv in your writing. I've often thought you should do or write stand-up material because your humor is smart and observational.
You'll do GREAT!!!!!
-->I admit to saying "ya'll" and even the occasional "all ya'll" which is all inclusive but the yankee accents drive me nuts faster than the true southern ones. I grew up in 'Burbs of DC which was rather accent-neutral.
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Good luck. I can do no accents, no impersonations, nothing....basically I suck.
I know that feeling. I hate things that are done badly. It drives me nuts!
You knock'em out kid.
sorry Lora--this theatre geek is an accent queen. I love doing accents--and I'm good at it too. I've gotten the thumbs up from some real Brits on my skills. And I have taught dialects to fellow actors.
YET--the show I'm directing [opening tomorrow night] has no accents in it...
Break a leg in class.
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