I was going to blog about how awkward it was to purchase a colon/liver cleanse and a box of taco shells yesterday, and how I tried to do self checkout but it was broken so the runner cashier who is always asking strange questions and redirecting shopper traffic redirected me to a regular lane and he did me the "favor" of carrying my two items to a new checkout and he read the back of the cleanse box and then stared at my gut and butt for an awkward number of seconds and then the cashier asked me if I had any plans for the weekend and I said "you're looking at them" and he laughed but only nervously and I laughed but it came out creepy but then I thought that this website was so much funnier at talking about awkward situations:

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OMG this is the funniest. thing. ever. Enjoy.