Last summer I posted about this dirty joke I ask people to get in on. Long story short, I ask that the word "gas" be replaced with the word "pussy". So every time you want to say gas, say pussy instead. It's really funny.
To me at least. And to a few of you guys, who left awesome comments on that post that I linked to up there. Definitely worth a re-read.
I was catching up on blogs this afternoon (I brought my Reader from over 1000 to under 100. I'm exhausted. I've been off-blogs since the beginning of the month) and I came across a website that allows you to replace one word with another on a random sampling of people's Twitter streams.
I present you with Pussy is the New Gas. You can make your own ____ is the New ____. Just fill in the boxes and hit the orange DO IT box at the top of the page. Also, it's worth going back again and again because the entire page refreshes every few minutes with new tweets. And new laughs.
Enjoy. Or puke. Or shake your head disapprovingly.
Thanks David. If there was one thing the world needed to hear about tonight, it's this.

11 degrees {comments}:
You're welcome, Lora. You're welcome, internet. http://is.gd/cTBhv
Oh no! I fear I have been culled. Wouldn't blame you since I have had nothing of value to offer forever! But I don't want you to forget me!
You're a crazy nut and I'm still in love with you - totally. Thanks for the giggles.
Love.
Tsk, tsk! What fun.
did you see this one??? @Whoseisit Todays Reminder: pussy, Grass or Ass no one rides free..lol <~ lol
Wow, this woman just knocked it outta the park without even knowing it, didn't she?:
"working on my car, washing my car, pumping my own pussy & putting oil n my car...a real lady gets her hands dirty"
I say "puss" all the time in reference to my/people's faces. Then they look @ me oddly and think I'm a pervert. HOOORAY!
I love this idea because in my heart I am a teenage boy disguised as a 52 year old woman. Disguised. Not disgusted.
Oh and did I mention that my pussy smells like easter eggs?
I went to the Twitter page and laughed and then of course was trying to figure out how in the world did that person come up with such a thing, the minds of people!
By the way... I think you are hilarious
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