Congratulations on making it halfway through the months that have R's in them. Those can be the toughest between the Back to Schooling, the Holidaying, the Seasonal Affective Depressioning, and the Holy Crap I'll Never Be Able to Feel my Toes Ever Againing.
Although, maybe you like to ski or something so there is a possibility you love this time of year.
Who am I to judge?
The best part of the R months for me is the food. (And blankets, scarves, and socks.) Soups and stews and all sorts of root vegetables.
The worst part of the R months for me is the grocery shopping. (And dry skin, freezing temps, and short days.) There aren't farmer's markets in every neighborhood anymore so you have to go to the actual supermarket to get your stuff and OMG, have you ever been inside a supermarket? GROSS.
There are all sorts of icky people there, dangerously close to the food you may or may not buy.
And sometimes you see someone really disgusting buying something that you would normally buy but you just can't because you don't want to be put in a class with the really disgusting person.
And you can smell the fish case. And the milk case. And the meat case.
One of my new year's resolutions is to Order Groceries Online.
It costs $1 and they bring it to your house.
Yes please.
Another one is to keep off the ten or so pounds I lost during the holidays. Don't ask how that happened. I'm either incredibly lucky or dying.
If you don't have a resolution tied to your weight you aren't normal, so they say.
The Mayans say that the world is ending this year. To that I say: Um, the Mayans ended too. Maybe they just didn't get a chance to finish their calendars. I'm still alive and I only finish about 35% of things I begin.
I'm not too worried about it now but if I know me (and I think I do) I'll probably get mildly freaked a few days beforehand but completely forget about it a few days afterhand.
Just like I do with everything else.
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Also, this R month is my birthday, which makes it more spectacular.
yep... weight is totally in my list of things to deal with this year. Only instead of worrying about the weight I'm more worried about my health. Trying to eat better - instead of processed junk.
Shopping online - if they offered that here I'd be sold on it in a heartbeat! Think of all the time you'd save NOT going to the grocery store. And if you forgot something on your list - you could send someone else to get it and bring it to you. GENIUS!
I order my groceries online. Yesterday we had some delivered. I stopped the driver from getting in the truck to say "We didn't get any of our dairy." He said "Check your list." I made him wait to confirm whether or not they were out of all of the eggs and milk we'd ordered and explained "20% of the time you guys deliver, you forget the dairy. And I didn't see our eggs. Which the list apparently says you delivered." He was all huggy about it and went to the back of the truck to show me that he had delivered my eggs. But no- lo and behold, there was about $80 worth of eggs, milk, meat, cheese, tortillas... So. Grocery delivery is amazing, but don't let them leave without checking for your stuff.
We were just talking about the Mayan prophecy the other day. We'd talked about it a few times before. I think they got up to where they quit and stopped, because that was as much weight as they could lift. It could happen.
Oh yes...weight is on my to do list. I didn't lose 10 lbs. at Christmas...who does that?
Oh yes...if you can smell the fish counter or any other counter leave!
My fil was a butcher for A&P and told me if you can smell the counter then it was not a good sign.
I can smell anything, anywhere. It has nothing to do with cleanliness and everything to do with my sensitivity to animal smells. Some people would argue that the smell is the selling point. I argue conversely.
shopping online for groceries, sign me up!
All of us are dying.......one day at a time, generally.
That ten pounds you lost can safely remain unattributed to dying!
Why?
Because I too am dying one day at a time, yet managed to find and claim every one of those TEN pounds you lost.
Let's go with "luck" for you..... and, maybe, "poor genetics" for me, eh?
As for grocery shopping, there is all the same fun as cutting toe nails. Just stop a moment, in any aisle, and view the traffic patterns. Army ants can maneuver so much better than cart pushing slugs in every store, who manhandle (woman-handle?) everything before a purchase.
I wash my canned goods as soon as I bring them in the house. God alone knows what is on them, and even HE shops online now.
For veggies and fruit, anything from Italy makes life better, but the same item from Chile leaves me sick every time. Is it the chemicals in the lower Earth zone? Buy Italian, gain a pound, and live another day!
Ironically, I'm wearing a t-shirt with the Mayan calendar on it and had totally forgotten that they said the world was going to end. Thanks for reminding me. I hope it doesn't end when I'm wearing this tee. That would be embarrassing.
I'm trying to picture this here. What would be an example of something you wouldn't buy in order not to be disgusting by association? Cream cheese? Tuna-in-oil? Pop Rocks?
I didn't lose 10 lbs but I stayed the same...another miracle! Woot!!
Hugs
SueAnn
it's hard enough for me to go to TJ's -- and the neighbourhood grocery store makes me want to gag... luckily, though, there IS a winter farmer's market near my house.
You LOST ten pounds-- I found them. Well, not ten, but on my height (or lack thereof), the four and a half I found look and feel like ten! It's gotta go!
Happy new year!
thinking of you - friend. Happy 2012.
I say the SAME thing about the end of the world Mayan 2012 thing... umm, maybe they just thought 2012 sounded like a really freaking long time away and it would be a good year to stop on?
I like skiing. And I decided Ullr waited for me to quit my job to bring the snow this year. See what religion getsya? I also lost weight over the holidays. I did it on the 24 hour stomach flu. Only, since I don't puke, my stomach flu lasts more like 4 days. No one should eat saltines and ginger ale for 4 days.
OMG you and me both! I would actually pay $5 to have my groceries delivered! I hate the supermarket, yucko.
Sadly.....I live in BFE, where we will have delivered groceries somewhere between when hell freezes over and never.
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